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- I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
- The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
- Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
- The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
- John Ciardi (1916 - 1986)
- When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
- Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
- Eugene McCarthy (1916 - 2005)
- It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
- David Brin (1950 - )
- If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
- Doug Larson
- A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
- Carl Reiner
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