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Results of search for Author: Rita Rudner - Page 1 of 2 Showing results 1 to 10 of 13 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.: Rita Rudner
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.: Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.: Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.: Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.: Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.: Rita Rudner
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.: Rita Rudner
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.: Rita Rudner
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.: Rita Rudner
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.: Rita Rudner

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