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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.: Honore de Balzac (1799 - 1850)
Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right.: Johnny Rotten
Love, n - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.: Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.: George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.: Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.: Emo Phillips
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.: Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.: Frank Leahy
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less, idiots; and three thirds, more or less, poltroons.: H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.: Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

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