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- Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
- Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
- Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)
- I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
- Some things have to be believed to be seen.
- Ralph Hodgson, on ESP
- A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
- Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
- Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
- Kurt Herbert Alder
- It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- I like life. It's something to do.
- Ronnie Shakes
- I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
- Garry Shandling (1949 - )
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