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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Natural Causes, 06-07-13
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Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Masquerade, 09-09-13
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Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Casting Call, 10-21-13
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.: Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
I like to play chess with old men in the park. But it's so hard to find 32 of them.: Emo Phillips
You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show.: Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), stand-up
The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.: Steven Wright (1955 - ), stand-up
I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don't want to hang out with, and put them in one room.: Demetri Martin, The Overthinker, Netflix, 2018
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.: Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Results from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations:

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.: Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), What The Dead Men Say, 1964
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