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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )
I do not know which makes a man more conservative—to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
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John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946), The End of Laissez-faire (1926) Ch. 1
I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.
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Craig Newmark (1952 - ), Keynote Speech, SXSW 2006
Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
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Jimmy Wales, Keynote Speech, SXSW 2006
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
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John Wanamaker (1838 - 1922)
People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778), Dialogue, XIV, "Le Chapon et la Poularde" (1766)
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
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