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Results of search for Author: George Carlin - Page 1 of 4 Showing results 1 to 10 of 38 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
It's never just a game when you're winning.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

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Results of search for Author: George Carlin - Page 1 of 4 Showing results 1 to 10 of 38 total quotations found.

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