Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 02, 2024
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
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John Tudor  
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)  
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
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Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1967)  
You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), stand-up  
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