Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 01, 2023
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Dean Martin  
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
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Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962), to a young physicist  
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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Andrew W. Mathis  
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
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