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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 29, 2023

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?: James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.: Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?: Jean Kerr
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.: Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary

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