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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 16, 2023
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
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Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)  
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)  
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Pudd'nhead Wilson  
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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