Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 27, 2023
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Spike Milligan, from "The Goon Show"  
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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Cathy Ladman  
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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Andy Rooney (1919 - )  
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)  
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