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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 15, 2021
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
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A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)  
They always talk who never think.
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Matthew Prior (1664 - 1721)  
I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
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