Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 11, 2020
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Russell Baker (1925 - )  
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Thomas Mann (1875 - 1955)  
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come.
Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 10-09-11  
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