Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 05, 2020
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)  
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle (1947 - ), 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)  
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes  
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), What the Dead Men Say, 1954  
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