Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 17, 2020
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
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Ronnie Shakes  
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
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Anonymous  
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
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George Santayana (1863 - 1952)  
You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), stand-up  
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