Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 10, 2019
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb (1775 - 1834)  
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright (1955 - )  
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)  
My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
Demetri Martin  
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