Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 19, 2019
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)  
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)  
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
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Kenneth Tynan  
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)  
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