Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 13, 2019
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)  
Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can accomplish almost anything.
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Susan Rice, Stanford University Commencement, 2010  
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