Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 17, 2018
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Robert Orben  
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)  
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
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Peter McArthur  
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