Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 16, 2018
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
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Pat Paulsen  
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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Dr. Joyce Brothers (1928 - )  
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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