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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 07, 2018
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)  
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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Dick Clark  
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
That's the great thing about being in the third grade. If you've got one polysyllabic adjective, everyone thinks you're a genius.
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John Green, Vlogbrothers, My Name Is John Green. And I am a Nerd., 10-30-07  
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