Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 23, 2018
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red (1960)  
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )  
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
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Andy Gibb  
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Scott Adams (1957 - )  
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