Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 05, 2017
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
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Peter De Vries, "The Mackerel Plaza," 1958  
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
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Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962)  
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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