Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 23, 2016
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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Anthony Burgess (1917 - 1993)  
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)  
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up.
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David Shore, House M.D., DNR, 2004  
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