Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 12, 2014
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart  
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Robert Anton Wilson  
Television a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Ernie Kovacs  
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