Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 03, 2014
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn Jillette (1955 - ), in a Compuserve chat  
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Cyra McFadden  
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"  
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), (attributed)  
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