Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 29, 2013
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"  
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)  
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan  
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