Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 09, 2013
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
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Laurie Anderson, Language Is A Virus  
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
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John Mason Brown (1900 - 1969), drama critic  
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Rita Rudner  
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
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Bill Vaughan  
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