Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 10, 2013
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Elvis Presley (1935 - 1977)  
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
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