Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 24, 2013
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), (Dear Abby)  
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), Life of Boerhaave  
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )  
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007  
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