Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 10, 2013
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), "The Peter Principle"  
Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy  
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Robert Byrne  
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart  
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