Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 07, 2012
Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Steven Pearl  
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Cyra McFadden  
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)  
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