Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 11, 2012
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), quoted in Saturday Review, Aug. 25, 1962  
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,
And toss them on the wheels of Chance.
Juvenal (55 AD - 127 AD)  
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