Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 16, 2012
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red (1960)  
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller (1759 - 1805)  
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr  
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
Scott Adams (1957 - ), Dilbert, 07-12-09  
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