Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 23, 2012
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
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Jerry Garcia, (of the Grateful Dead)  
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
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Hobart Brown  
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
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Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989)  
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