Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 21, 2012
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Rita Rudner  
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
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Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877), "Biographical Studies", 1863  
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
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Cullen Hightower  
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
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David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007  
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