Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 04, 2012
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)  
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)  
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)  
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