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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 30, 2012
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)  
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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J. Paul Getty (1892 - 1976)  
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