Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 25, 2012
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )  
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
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Leo Rosten (1908 - )  
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)  
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