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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 22, 2009

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.': Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.: Alex Levin
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.: Joseph Baretti, quoted in Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson
There are more fools in the world than there are people.: Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)

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