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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 18, 2009
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dick Gregory (1932 - )
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
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New York City detective
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
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