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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 28, 2009
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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Martin Mull (1943 - )  
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
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George Iles  
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