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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "Sweating Out Taxes"
We have to remember that what we observe is not nature in itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
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Werner Heisenberg
In one celebrated incident, 300 members of Church of the New Song requested $6000 worth of filet mignon and Harvey's Bristol Cream for a crucial religious ceremony at the federal prison in Atlanta.
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Legal Times, 2/15/93
Why yes - a bulletproof vest.
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James Rodges, a murderer, on his final request before the firing squad
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices -- to be found in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own -- for the children and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
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Rod Serling (1924 - 1975)
I'm out of ammunition on this.
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James Stockdale, during 1992 Vice Presidential debate, concluding his answer to a question about health policy
The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
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Claude Levi-Strauss
If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.
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Sen Lloyd Bentsen, D-Texas
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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Joan Rivers (1935 - )
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
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Bob Goldthwait
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