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How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?
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Johnny Carson to Connie Chung
Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks.
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Lewis Grizzard
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
People may like what third-party candidates say, because often they are the only ones saying anything, but they usually won't vote for someone who doesn't have a chance. Since third-party candidates are not in the news, they are considered to be not really in the race; and since they are not in the race, this justifies treating them as if they are not news.
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Michael Parenti
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Newspapers should have no friends.
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Joseph Pulitzer
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.
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Theodore Dreiser, quoting an unnamed newspaper editor
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
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Bertolt Brecht (1898 - 1956)
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
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Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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Charles Anderson Dana
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