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Results of search for Quote or Author: art - Page 26 of 205
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
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Ellen DeGeneres
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
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Martin Myers
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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Jessamyn West (1902 - 1984)
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
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George F. Will (1941 - )
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )
If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work.
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John Alejandro King, My War On Terror!
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy
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