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- If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
- Doug Larson
- The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
- Willie Tyler
- I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
- Jane Austen (1775 - 1817)
- What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
- Doug Larson
- Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
- What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III
- Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- Vic Gold
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
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