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- I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
- The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
- Dick Cavett (1936 - )
- My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
- Dame Edna Everage (1934 - )
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
- Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
- Quentin Crisp
- The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
- Henry J. Tillman
- The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
- From the 1985 movie "Bliss"
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
- Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
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