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- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
- Blore's Razor
- The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
- Roy Blount Jr.
- Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
- Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962), to a young physicist
- The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
- Nathaniel Borenstein (1957 - )
- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
- Bradley's Bromide
- The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
- William J. Broad
- That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
- A. Whitney Brown
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