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- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
- Ronnie Shakes
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
- George Winters
- If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
- Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
- Art Hoppe
- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
- Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)
- If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Anonymous, often attributed to Dan Quayle
- If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
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